sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(via nutrientnatalie)
Source: tears-in-the-tardis
Does anyone else live in an apartment where
you risk your life going into the shower because apparently 10 years ago a drunk ass plumber hooked up your hot water heater to a light switch that your drunk ass neighbor can’t stop turning on and off
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